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Social guffaws with no recovery

Today I was having a conversation with a lovely woman who I know only slightly. The flow of the chat included the following, “Blah, blah, blah. And, plus, you’re pregnant so you might want to be taking it easy right … Continue reading

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Every girl has her price

And by that I mean sometimes an offer comes along just too good to not accept. A few weeks ago I was asked to participate in a BlogHer review program for the AT&T FamilyMap plan. Now before I proceed I … Continue reading

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My baby is a pack rat

We have recently been having a bit of a bug problem here at The Manor. Back in the winter time I got bitten by somthing so scary it motivated even my children to clean and vacuum their rooms lest it … Continue reading

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Nice bud

My mom, Mia, is one sassy ass bird of an old gal. In fact to label her as old seems something of an insult, such is her sass content; I do it mearly as an age reference given she is … Continue reading

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Sixteen years

Sixteen years ago today I had spent about 48 hours with no sleep due to the fact that 38 of those hours were spent trying to expel a 7 1/2 pound baby out of a space simply not meant for … Continue reading

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Three years

Today marks the third year anniversary of my father’s death; definitely the most traumatic day I have ever experienced. We weren’t expecting his death, he was healthy and vital. So when on the afternoon of June 20 when he never … Continue reading

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My kill number is up to eleven

My giddiness at mouse killing has reached a bit of a high. Over the last three nights I have killed 11, tonight I am already up to three.  Oh yeah, baby! I think tonight I might be able to make … Continue reading

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Yes, I am a mouse killer. It’s a new thing for me.

About a month ago I mentioned my initial attempts at starting a garden. I had grand dreams of pumpkin vines and rows of fluffy leafed lettuce, needless to say these visions have yet to be realized. In reality I have … Continue reading

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An email I didn’t want to receive on a Sunday afternoon

This was in my inbox yesterday afternoon, sitting there like a mean, fat spider: Hi Heather, Just wanted to let you know that Loren did not turn in a country project for Geography, so his only chance at passing the … Continue reading

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One mom’s dream night, another’s pitiful attempt at coping

My Friday evening purchases: Single serving of key lime pie, because I know myself well enough that were I to buy the entire pie I would eat the whole damn thing. A bottle of merlot with a super cute label. … Continue reading

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