Author Archives: Jen

Moving on up

Caloden is going through a bit of a growth spurt. Not unlike the pubescent off spring I hang out with on a daily basis, I too am feeling the need to evolve into something other than what I am. Caloden … Continue reading

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Sixth grade girls pretty much suck.

From time to time there are things I fancy doing with my life both past and present. They are usually silly things like maybe I should have showed off my legs a bit more in high school before I realized … Continue reading

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Bread pudding, I think I love you

…………….(The above title is meant to be sung to the Wild Thing song.)……… A few days ago I vowed to take the Bread Pudding Challenge issued by Angela of Fluid Pudding. For most people this would be a no brainer … Continue reading

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Welcome to puberty

Cassidy’s best friend had her surprise 13th birthday today. Whenever I imagine that perhaps my family is not quite Leave it to Beaver material I think of this family and realize we are totally embedded in the Normal Groove. We … Continue reading

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I seem to have lost my blog

No clue where it has gone. But damn if I will let NaBloPoMo continue without me.

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Why so serious?

Tonight I was chatting with my sassy friend Wendy when she mentioned that look as though I have lost some weight. For a small moment I was absolutely thrilled by her observation until my normal self kicked in and I … Continue reading

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Sad but true

I can’t muster it up tonight. Normally I would love to drone on about the mediocrity that is me, but the thought of being horizontal with nothing better to do than snore is far more appealing than making it all … Continue reading

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He’s so stinking cute it makes me itch

Some people drone on and on about how gorgeous there kids are. Whatever. The thing is? Mine truly are. Yes, the older two are far too busy to spend their precious time with the likes of me. But that younger … Continue reading

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I’m just wondering

1. Why has Cassidy taken to sleeping in my bed? She can’t possibly like me so much as to want to spend her sleeping hours with me. 2. How can it only be Monday and I already feel as though … Continue reading

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My ass has a permanent indentation

Oh. My. God. She will be the end of me. It’s not even my weekend and for some reason I have had Cassidy for the last 36 hours. Well, if one was to be honest, I would admit I requested … Continue reading

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