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Monthly Archives: May 2009
Still not Heather, still pretending to be
So Hi, it is me again, Kelly. Posting for Heather again because she is off jet skiing and doing Lord knows what else. In anticipation of this post, I went back through all my emails and three years of posting … Continue reading
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I am not Heather, I just play her on the Internet
Heather is camping with the family again this weekend. Tonight, however, they have apparently hauled the camper into the very backest of backwoods and thus finds herself without means of digital communication. Because she STILL has not downloaded and configured … Continue reading
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And now a word about tweedle beetles
I often find myself applying Dr. Zuess quotes to my everyday life, it’s something I picked up from my mother, Mia, growing up and it has just stuck. Growing up it was not at all uncommon for her to ask … Continue reading
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Eight short hours until preschool teachers become aimless zombies
This afternoon I spent some time on the phone with a friend who I use as a guage for most things sane when it comes to teaching preschool. She is likely the most patient, most educated and most dedicated early … Continue reading
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Miracle Jesus Tech Man
So far today Devon has said, “Hoooooweeee, motherfucker!”, in response to some sort of commotion in the kitchen involving him being chased by his sister as the dogs barked in stress. Coincidentally, Loren had earlier bellowed the same thing when … Continue reading
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Like a fox
This is one of those days when I have resorted to muttering my serenity prayer on a near minute basis just to remain sane. I encountered a parent in the preschool parking lot today while I was doing just this … Continue reading
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An email I didn’t want to receive on a Sunday afternoon
This was in my inbox yesterday afternoon, sitting there like a mean, fat spider: Hi Heather, Just wanted to let you know that Loren did not turn in a country project for Geography, so his only chance at passing the … Continue reading
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The best thing about today
After yesterday and seeing a long ago love, today has been slightly less exciting. The super fantastic thing though is that Doug brought me a fabulous bottle of Mexican tequila and a bag of fresh mini limes. And me? Oh … Continue reading
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Treasures on the path
I am so obviously not one to step outside of my flannel lined box, but there are times when I do and I actually find the outside environment surprisingly kind. Not too long ago a boyfriend from very long ago, … Continue reading
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One mom’s dream night, another’s pitiful attempt at coping
My Friday evening purchases: Single serving of key lime pie, because I know myself well enough that were I to buy the entire pie I would eat the whole damn thing. A bottle of merlot with a super cute label. … Continue reading
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