Monthly Archives: March 2009

I seem to have lost my blog

No clue where it has gone. But damn if I will let NaBloPoMo continue without me.

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Why so serious?

Tonight I was chatting with my sassy friend Wendy when she mentioned that look as though I have lost some weight. For a small moment I was absolutely thrilled by her observation until my normal self kicked in and I … Continue reading

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Sad but true

I can’t muster it up tonight. Normally I would love to drone on about the mediocrity that is me, but the thought of being horizontal with nothing better to do than snore is far more appealing than making it all … Continue reading

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He’s so stinking cute it makes me itch

Some people drone on and on about how gorgeous there kids are. Whatever. The thing is? Mine truly are. Yes, the older two are far too busy to spend their precious time with the likes of me. But that younger … Continue reading

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I’m just wondering

1. Why has Cassidy taken to sleeping in my bed? She can’t possibly like me so much as to want to spend her sleeping hours with me. 2. How can it only be Monday and I already feel as though … Continue reading

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My ass has a permanent indentation

Oh. My. God. She will be the end of me. It’s not even my weekend and for some reason I have had Cassidy for the last 36 hours. Well, if one was to be honest, I would admit I requested … Continue reading

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Go away

Nothing here to see. Long day. Running errands with my mother. Who the hell knew she was so slow. Then an evening out with my mother and my daughter. Super sassy. Them, not me. But good fun. Now sleep is … Continue reading

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A mature chat with my mother

The following conversation took place this evening while watching the Changeling on the new Big Ass TV with Mia. Me to Her: It’s too dark in here. I don’t think I can watch a movie in the dark. Her To … Continue reading

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Corn. Nuts.

If you were part of the late 80′s and your name happened to be Heather, there was many a joke about dead, gay sons and bad news bitches. Not only was I a Heather, I also roomed with another Heather … Continue reading

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Something I thought I would never witness

As time has passed since my father’s death my mother has gone about the task of slowly making the Manor more hers. She hasn’t pulled an Anna Nicole and had everything redone in Barbie Pink and leopard print. It has … Continue reading

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