Monthly Archives: February 2009

The Jonas Brothers might just have something here

A few months ago Cassidy started yacking about some dreamy brothers who sang in a band. Shortly after she first mentioned them I saw their pictures on PerezHilton.com (Yes, we all have our guilty pleasures. That one is mine. Shut … Continue reading

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Ten words

Food poisoning. Hurts bad. Both ends. Not pretty. So stinky.

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360′s off the deck

One of the side affects of having a brother eleven years his senior is that Devon feels the need to jump and spin off of things and then talk about them for a really long time. In great detail. I … Continue reading

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It’s all about me. Take that, Facebook meme!

I have been trying for the past couple of weeks to complete the whole 25 Things About Me Facebook thingy. Well, trying might be stretching it. I started the list a couple of times and then thought I saved the … Continue reading

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Yes, I truly am this mature

I can’t help it. I got this in an email today from my ex-husband who sometimes shares my sense of humor, the one intended for 15 year-old boys who will eventually outgrow it when they turn 22. There was a … Continue reading

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My vagina has no song

My mom and I have been living together now for the last 2 1/2 years, we spend a lot of time together but it is not a usual thing for us to socialize outside of the house. She actually has … Continue reading

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Everybody’s got their something

I am pretty beat by this time of the week. The whole five day work week thing is a concept I have yet to understand, much less accept. That said, I have signed up for yet another month of NaBloPoMo. … Continue reading

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It’s hump day!

There is nothing like a young, caddish Pierce Brosnan to heal the pain of a preschool day filled with kids sugared up on Valentine cookies and birthday cupcakes. I have found the best cure for my mid-week exhaustion. Oh yeah, … Continue reading

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Things that go bump in the night

There are few things I hate more than spiders. To say I have a phobia of them is an understatement, in fact just typing the combination of those letters sets my skin a’twitching and I am looing over my shoulder … Continue reading

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Shut up, I’ve had a day and an effing half

Why is it that some of have chosen to breed? If it isn’t because we get off on the near daily pain of arguing and wasting precious energy on bullshit battles, I don’t know the reason. But holy fuck, if … Continue reading

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