You just never know when the smackdown is coming

This morning the day was off to a smashing start: my blog was featured in the blog buzz section of iVillage, I got all the bottles and cans to the recycling center, I had time for an amazing workout, more firemen came to the school. It was all good and I predicted a fabulous forecast for the rest of the day.
At 3:25 I got a conference call from Loren’s vice principle and Loren. Turns out my first born has out of school suspension for the next three days. He could have been expelled for his offense but due to his honesty concerning the whole matter he is only suspended.
What the hell was I thinking? Smooth fucking day I think not.