Monthly Archives: August 2008

If Loren was an animal he would likely be a large, high energy black or yellow lab. His big tail would thwap things over, similar to his currently large feet, and he would jump around making a general mess of … Continue reading →

There are few times when I feel so noble as to strut my stuff and hold my head high. But tonight? Oh yeah, baby. Tonight I am sexy. Sexy in only the way that somebody of true cat like sexiness … Continue reading →

I’m not really a clutz by nature. A dumb ass? Yes, sometimes. A bitch? Sure, every damn day. But clumsy? No. Just not my thing. It must be the pressures of the new job, but lately I am everywhere. Literally. … Continue reading →

I have a job. A job. I accepted it back in early June and conveniently forgot that it would start this week. And after this? I have to work for the next nine months. Oh, the torture. It leaves me … Continue reading →

Why is it that we breed? There is that tid bit about sex, something I dimly recall as being lovely fun. But other than that, why? First there is the pregnancy thing: barfing, nausea, sagging boobs, that lower saggy tummy … Continue reading →

Earlier this summer I bought the kids a trampoline on Craig’s List, it cost me half of what a new one would have run me and it keeps the little effers entertained and out of my hair. Since then I … Continue reading →

Sometimes all I can do in regards to the teen child is to remember that I loved him from the very first secend when the doctors placed him on my chest after 36 hours of labor. That at that moment … Continue reading →

The arrival of Devon in our lives changed everything. Everything. There is not a single area in our existences that is the same since he joined our odd family nearly four years ago. It goes deeper than the third child … Continue reading →

The last few nights I have been staying up late in an effort to get in the entire first season of Big Love before it is due back, I am on a Heather, Be Good kick and I don’t want … Continue reading →

I’m a bit of a shady character. Not in a baby pinching, puppy abuser sort of way, but I am flaky, unreliable and not apt to move my ass unless absolutely necessary. Some might say there is beauty in knowing … Continue reading →