Monthly Archives: January 2008

Once again, here’s my budding Speilberg

Seriously, he could probably film a rotting piece of fruit and I would fancy him brilliant. This latest bit of snowskating hoo-ha is all the more exciting since Loren won a contest at last week’s X Games and is now … Continue reading

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Seriously. It’s just no damn good.

I wish I could be more upbeat and full of witty commentary but here’s the deal, I can’t. Yes, once again the Benevolent Tyrant, Mr. Vanilla has kicked my ass so efficiently that I simply find myself wishing for a … Continue reading

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Flat as a pancake. Or a Pop Tart.

When I first understood that I would spend the first 28 days of the new year burning off my face I was somewhat hesitant but figured, “What the hell, it needs to be done so why not just do it?” … Continue reading

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It’s me, only better!

Woulda, coulda, shoulda-ing is not my favorite pursuit. It is useless and only leads to sighing. And with the exception of letting that one Texan go so long ago, I am usually not one to fall prey to regrets. But … Continue reading

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Truly, he will will be the death of me

One of the lovely things about a divorce is that I don’t have to sell my body or my soul for a bit of ME time. I get it for free because my divorce decree says so. In years past … Continue reading

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Holy eff, I might actually be taking a step now

Today I made a move so bold that it shook even my small, inadequate foundation of belief in myself. I might have mentioned in my New Year’s post that I had a goal of marketing some of my stuff on … Continue reading

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Make it go away and I promise I’ll always listen. Always.

When I was younger I always harbored the fantasy that I would someday, somehow possess skin other than the white, white suit I had been born in. I pictured myself covered in a glorious, peachy sort of color, not the … Continue reading

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Is that embarrassing itch a regret or a female thing?

Holy fuck, but I am whooped. These damn kids and their needs. That darn job and its demands. I have things to do. Really important things. Things that are just for me. But the spawn and their incessant whining. The … Continue reading

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