Why I might possibly have a penis

Today I have:
1. Filled up the lawnmower with gas and mowed the field and lawn.
2. Bought a package of Quickrete, mixed it and repaired Devon’s fountain.
3. Learned to turn on the BBQ grill and grilled a butt load of meat on it.
And then I danced around on the deck humming the tune to “Funky Town.” I envisioned myself with a tall sort of afro and huge arm muscles. Pretty cool, at least in my mind….

In a clockwise rotation:My Man-wine from when I was grilling, coupled with one of Devon’s Man-Groovy Girls; my man-flowers I have been growing all summer; my man-son, the man-sunset.