Spare me the judgment, I am trying

Something about my day job is that it is rarely dull. I often pick up the odd bit of minutiae as I am trolling about the internet looking for links, but occasionally I end up whoring myself for just a bit of income. Such was the case recently when I found a piece on none other than Britney Spears that nobody else had picked up. I cringed at the time of the post and I cringe now. Today the post got picked up by the mothership for whom I troll and now the Britney Zealots are after me. I’ll admit right now that I came off as self-righteous, but it was all for a good cause: my pocket book. Below are a few remarks about my stellar writing and my strong display of character:
1. WHAT, IS HEATHER CRAVEN SOME KIND OF ANTI SMOKING NUT CASE. THIS STORY IS SO OBSURD. MAYBE THE PAPPERAZZI SHOULD FOLLOW HER AROUND SO WE CAN ALL CRITIZE HER FAULTS. MILLIONS OF AMERICANS SMOKE, SO WHAT. SHE SHOULD THINK ABOUT LEAVING THE JOURNALISM TO THE PROFESSIONALS.
2. Heather-obviously you have no life. Who cares if Britney smokes in the presence of her kids? They are HER kids, not yours. Lets leave the poor woman alone. At least she is playing with her kids unlike some celebs.
3. Heather get a life of your own and stop living vicariously through celebrites.
IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
4. DON’T YOU AS A WRITER HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO, THEN TO WORRY YOURSELF ABOUT THE SMOKING HABITS OF BRITNEY SPEARS. GET A LIFE, AS A MATTER OF FACT GET A REAL JOB FOR A CHANGE.
5. Who the hell does this person Heather think she is?She needs to mind her own damn business. By the way does Heather have any children?Most likely not
6. As I said before…if they would only make cigarettes, tobacco et al illegal, we would all LIVE FOREVER!!!!!! What the hell is taking so long! Without smoking, there would be no lung cancer, emphysemia, stomach aches…Nobody would die. It’s be….utopia!
7. only trash is the person that wrote this crap get a life. and if she
disgust you so much quit making a living off writing about her. you
are just a hater
and it for sure you jealous of her. the fame the money, go have some
ashy baby of your on. frinking
nut case. the nerve of yall bloogers such stupid people. on the
internet these days. @OL MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR LOSER AS YOURSELF TO
GET ON HERE AND SPEW YOUR HATE AND STUIPITY. IN FRONT OF ANOTHER
WHOLE BUNCH OF STUPID F–K HEADS THATS ALL LOSERS
Although I have a deep appreciation for all the Heather haters out there and the fact that I have no real job and absolutely need to get one, I really love the last comment. I didn’t know that eternal life could be established if we only would outlaw cigarettes.
Just for the record, I really couldn’t care less about what B.S. does with her spare time or in front of her children. It’s a paying gig, and although #5 suspects I am without children of my own I really do have to support my three spawn in some manner. If this is how I ho myself, then so be it.