There are many things I am or am not and for the most part I am okay with a lot of them. One of the things I am not is a great or even average typist. I suck at it. I failed typing in high school because I skipped the class and so now I [...]

I rarely, if ever, claim to be anything more than I am. And what I am is completely immersed in my little world where I raise my three kids, poke away at the keyboard, paint with pretty colors and occasionally get my heart rate up in hopes that I will not succumb to a premature [...]

There are days when I am nothing but a bitch. This is one of them. Were that lady who sings the “I’m a Bitch” song thinking of me, the words would only consist of, “She’s a bitch, She a bitch, she’s a Bi-i-i-i-i-i-tch!” That just about sums it up. Today I don’t like anybody and [...]

One of the worst punishments known to tired mommies everywhere is getting the Dora theme stuck in your head. “D-D-D-D-D-Dora! Dora, Dora, Dora the Explora!” Holy fuck, kill me now because that damn song has been rattling around my brain for the last five days. Too bad Devon is on a huge Dora kick at [...]