I have always been a bit well endowed in the frontal region. It is part of my family make up and I have always just dealt with it. The only time I was modest in boobage was in college when I danced in the college dance company for a few years. The combination of dance [...]

Cassisy was taking pictures of Devon is a sort papparazzi way yesterday. She relentlessly followed him around all afternoon while he ate, peed off the deck and had a major meltdown. I think it is one of her ways of getting him back for taking her spot as the youngest. For so many reasons I [...]

Having three kids means that three times around I get to go through the same milestones and the same entertainments. Having three kids with such varying ages means that I get to have more than a few years in between them to recover from horrors such as Barney, 897 viewings of 101 Dalmations and Hard [...]

Something about my day job is that it is rarely dull. I often pick up the odd bit of minutiae as I am trolling about the internet looking for links, but occasionally I end up whoring myself for just a bit of income. Such was the case recently when I found a piece on none [...]

Yes, those are chicken legs they are dancing with. Yes, I ended a sentence in a preposition. No, I can’t type but I do remember a few of my grammar rules. Did you have a problem with any of it? No, didn’t think do.

How do the kids know when I am weak and vulnerable? How do they know when I have spread myself too thin and they can sneak in and take over the show? Today I went on a Monster Hike with one of my oldest and dearest friends, Jorie. It involved two cars, many miles and, [...]

Today I was in a public bathroom washing my hands after doing my business. I happened to look in the mirror and see that the front of my bra was all askew. It is an old one but I neglected to do laundry this week and so this is the one I was stuck with [...]

This morning my mother, my brother and I did something we had been thinking about for a very long time. Thinking about because time often runs on a different sort of cycle here at The Manor. What might take a week in some homes can stretch out in to a good six months here. Today [...]

Oh my God, Becky. Her butt is so big. It’s like a rap star’s girlfriend’s butt.
Yes, that’s right. Tonight I went back to yoga after a nearly three year hiatus. And It kicked my ass something fierce. At one point I was sure I would die and they would have to scoop my fat ass [...]

It is a good thing I don’t have more than the three kids. It’s a good thing for so many reasons, but partly because it seems like I can rarely get the three of them together for any one activity other than Christmas and birthdays. And those are just purely for a show of greed [...]