J.K. + H.C. Foreverrrrrrrrrrrr

This is my weekend off from the kids, only it’s not really since I had Loren last night and he has ended up with me again tonight. But before I knew I would have him with me and when I thought I was to spend a night indulging in a bit of things All About Me, I decided to sit down and watch a spot of television. I quickly grew tired of the E! channel and happened upon an older Jackass episode on MTV. This is quite possibly one of my all time favorite shows, aside from the Dark Shadows series of the early 90′s, ever to grace the air waves. Where else do you get to see overgrown boys behaving like such idiots and having so much fun doing so. Sure, I could say just go to the nearest living room of my Ex and his friends, there they will be behaving like fools but not in a manner as entertaining as the Jackass crew. (Oh dear, petty vindictive me….)
Tonight’s show began with Johnny Knoxville’s Rolling Stone cover shoot. In it he wears a meat suit and is attacked by dog then he is painted like a giant human target and shot in the groin with paint balls. And I must say that he is quite possibly the sexiest man on earth in this show. Yes, I know this makes me sound far too brain numbed and way too Average American. But a dude who is not afraid to wiggle his jiggles in front of a paint gun and who looks way to good in CHIPS sunglasses? For a girl who is going on ten months of no action? This is about as good as it gets.
As I sat on the couch and pondered my new level of depravity, I wondered about the other dream men on my list. They are a decidedly random collection, but at the moment they are my dreams and all I really have. For your reading enjoyment they are as follows:
1. The above mentioned Johhny K.
2. Kevin Spacey – so sexy in the voice area.
3. Hugh Grant. Yes, my brother claims he is gay, but I am not at all picky that way.
4. Zac Ephron. Go watch the Disney Channel. He is the male equivelant of Britney Spears.
5. Jason Bateman. So good in Growing Pains and even better in Arrested Development.
6. Colin Firth. Duh, shut up.
7. Vince Vaughan. I have a thing for tall, creepy guys, just ask my Ex.
8. David Letterman. I don’t get it either.
9. The entire crew of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Is any woman immune to these men? They compile the Perfect Man. Aside from that no female thing….
That’s it. That’s my list. I am sure there are more, but that is all I can think of on a Saturday night. Not too shabby thinks I.