About a year and half ago, a family friend gave my mother an Angel Numbers book. Our friend, bless her soul, had been to Las Vegas to hear the authors of the book give a talk and she was one hundred percent sold on the notion that there is magic in numbers. She once showed [...]

I really haven’t the slightest idea as to why the lesbots continue to plague Caloden for that one particular post. I am wondering if I simply delete it, will they go haunt another site? Are all those lesbians sitting around in a glamourous beachfront penthouse, clad only in leather g-strings and go-go boots with their [...]

I have been known to say, from time to time, that children are awful. Simply put, they are filthy vermin. Where else in nature do we find creatures who are content to stew in their own fecal infested pants? Sure dogs enjoy licking their testicles, but do they also like sucking the snot from their [...]

Today marks the eight month anniversary since my father died. I believe it is the first time since his death that the day has fallen on a Tuesday, the actual night of his death. As with the other months I find myself wishing I could turn back time and go back to last year before [...]

Just today I happened to check out the main page of Caloden when I realized that my side bar was jam packed with replies to a post I had done last spring. In it I chatted on about a fellow mother’s impressive front side, and I could only have done such because I still maintain [...]

There are moments on my weekends without the kids when I pause and realize that I could be doing just about anything in the whole wide world. Yes, that’s right. For 48 hours, twice a month, the possibilities are practically endless. Or they would be if…I had more energy, a deeper pocket book, a wordrobe [...]

Earlier this morning I had started a woe-is-me-my-life-is-sooooooo-busy post when I got bored with how pitiful I am and checked my email for any sort of an entertaining diversion. Among the many offers for penis enlargement opportunities was an announcememnt regarding my work at home job about my monthly paycheck deposit. For about the last [...]

Seriously, is there ever a moment of peace? Just when I thought we had made it through the hell of my annual obsessive compulsive need to create The Best Damn Valentine’s EVER, it all goes to hell. Today I was on my way to pick up cassidy from school after I had picked up [...]

Although the sport of snow skating is still somewhat obscure, I suspect that somewhere along the line there were those who said, “Huh? Snowboarding? Who the hell would want to barrel down the mountain on one ski and facing sideways? That’s what the ocean is for. Duh.” And look at it now….
So maybe there is [...]

Tonight Loren and I were sitting around looking at his YouTube videos and just catching up on things. I was far too tired to do anything but nod my head and mutter the occasional: Yes, hmmmm. Cool. His newest snowskate video is taking its sweet time uploading to YouTube so I can’t post it here, [...]