Why do they always win?

Earlier this afternoon I was joking around with Cassidy in the car. I can’t remember how it started, but I was talking about the dog and she jumped into the conversation. At some point I asked her is she was a girl dog and she said, yes, that she was. Loren took that opportunity to join in and quip, “Duh, Cass, you just called yourself a bitch!”
I needn’t describe the mayhem and drama that followed. After that they all kicked my ass. Each and every one of them.
After an afternoon and evening of that I am eternally grateful that none of them were birthed as twins -or worse.