Monthly Archives: May 2006

Lo-Lo

Posted on May 30, 2006 by Jen

Loren has returned home. I feel much better now that he is again bugging me every ten minutes about when exactly I will get the hell off of the computer. Although he had a great time, saw wonderful things and … Continue reading →

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Bipeds

Posted on May 29, 2006 by Jen

Some days are merely a test of wills wherein the last man standing is the strongest. Today I am still upright, but it is only because the toddler goes to bed at 7 p.m. Why is that toddlers are so … Continue reading →

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Where it’s at

Posted on May 28, 2006 by Jen

Today I spoke with a friend I have not chatted with in a very long time. She was always the Single Friend who had ample amounts of income, accessories and vacations in her line up. While I truly love my … Continue reading →

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I honestly thought is was still Thursday….

Posted on May 27, 2006 by Jen

So many people can likely blog tipsy, but not me. No. That is N. O. as in the biggest way ever. And that is me typing with one eye shut and aiming at the keys, pirate style. Argh. I am … Continue reading →

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Lemons

Posted on May 26, 2006 by Jen

Some days are sprinkled with a few turds here and there, just when you think you are in the clear, you look down only to find a new one squished in your toes. My last few days have been littered … Continue reading →

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Thursday: 30% chance for barf storms

Posted on May 25, 2006 by Jen

I don’t like to clock in until 6 a.m. for my daily duties with my boss. Anything before then and I believe that he is being unrealistic about my time comittment to his needs. If he does happen to demand … Continue reading →

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Shhhh….

Posted on May 23, 2006 by Jen

I have a secret. I can’t type. It’s true. When I was in the ninth grade we had a typing class and for one reason or another I ended up missing about half of the year, the last half. In … Continue reading →

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Thorns

Posted on May 23, 2006 by Jen

Whenever one of my children moans and groans about one child or teacher in particular, I tell them that no matter where they go to work, live or play, there will always be that one pain in the ass who … Continue reading →

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The E-Coaster

Posted on May 21, 2006 by Jen

Two weeks ago I woke up on a Saturday morning and just could not bring myself to step on to the Effexor rollercoaster. I hade been taking 37.5 mg for two weeks at that point. Sure it perked me up … Continue reading →

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Help me, the toddler is evil

Posted on May 20, 2006 by Jen

I don’t think I can take it. I am not made for this sort of abuse. I don’t know how it happened or exactly when, but Devon is Satan’s Spawn. It’s true. He can now open all the doors in … Continue reading →

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